they've got The Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland, i have the title of being The Mad Dreamer. LOL. i kinda love remembering all my epic dreams the first time i wake up in the morning.

NOW, i keep a small notebook beside my bed so that i can record all my epic and bizarre dreams immediately when i wake up, so as to not miss out any detail. HAHAHA, a wierd thing to do, but our brain is so wonderful, it's worth recording down it's creations. :D

So, as i promised, i will write down my Dreams here, i have four(4) of it, two of which were during the EOY week, which is in october. Another two is dreamt of just yesterday night, this morning i woke up saying to myself, " COOL." HAHA. All of those i feature here are the best of all dreams, so yeah.

Here Goes. This one's in October, according to sequence (not that accurate, but around there):

Alright. I was on a train, like those kinda trains unlike those in singapore, like those that brings you to johor or something. the train was classical and grand, it's a really wierd train. i was outside a cabin on a balcony with Ming Keat, we were kinda locked up outside.i didn't know how we got there. i looked through the window of the cabin door, all those people inside are like all from my school. they were all chatting, but not fooling around. both Ming Keat and I wore those kind of 19 century steampunk clothes, then i felt like going in. so i bodyslammed the door, but failed, and almost fell off the train. Ming caught hold of me. then:

Loy: Aye, minkeat, you damned strong one right? use your fluffy muscles.
Ming Keat: Huh? What?
Loy: you try to split open the door lah.
Ming Keat: Huh? you shut up larh, you do. i cannot one.
Loy: WTF. Oi, you are like stronger than me leh. you see you go train muscles and get so much buff, and you don't use it, then what for go train them? act only arh?
Ming Keat: haha, ok i try.

He managed to actually split open the door, and even left a big dent on it. secretly i was like WOAh, but i kept silent. we got in, then people were laughing. AND SERIOUSLY. EVERYBODY i know was on the train. we both explored the train, then went through a door at the side of that same cabin. we found out there were seats outside also. with seat belts. Delia, Jean and Junyuan were already seated down. the wind was super strong, so i decided to sit outside. BUT SUPRISINGLY, Delia was still in her bubbly mood, talking to jean, whilst Jean is like a Drukard, holding a bottle of alcohol. i was disgusted, cause she drank it and the alcohol leaked all way down to her dress and onto her high heels. i chat with junyuan, then suddenly:

Delia: ARRH omg! (both hands on her cheeks) Fire! fire! hahahha Jeeeaaan on fire! Hehe!(in a baby voice)
Jean: haha no lah. sit so long, my butt also feels warm. heheee
Loy: 'O'!

Apparently, without no reason, Jeans dress was on fire, near her crotch. and she was still smiling and hiccuping. i was wearing a blazer so i quickly took it off and beat the fire out. man, it was scary. then:

Jean: wah, the wind blew my butt heat dry. HAHA (delia laughed)
Loy: phew. (ming keat and Junyuan was shocked till hell, then laughed.)

i can't believe i dreamt Jean to be like that. ~brrrr~
i woke up, it was 4 in the morning, i quickly wrote it down and went to sleep.

Then this is where some epicness comes in. the 2nd dream, it is always the second thats best, i was with my class friends, Joshua, Gerald, Junyuan, Brendan, Ding Quan and me.
Again, we were in a transport, in a bus, with a back not with backseats, but a open place for people to stand. so all seats are at the front of the bus. (FYI). ok so we gathered there, we were talking and stuff.

SUDDENLY, i pulled out a handgun. i don't know where the hell it came from, but i just had it and i went on a random shooting. i randomly shot everywhere, i saw Wai Lum dodging it like a REAL ninja, and the bullets fly everywhere. it was six rounds, i cleared all of them. i stopped, nobody seemed injured. but every thing was silent. Gerald, Junyuan and Ding Quan looked at me with the super scared face. then suddenly, behind alll of them, Joshua appeared , his hands on his chest, his uniform bloodied, he was coughing up blood, and gurgling.

Gerald laughed, but hysterically. Ding quan shouted "WTF?" Junyuan looked at me like i was a killer, Wai lum was dumbfounded, ALL STARING AT Joshua. Joshua was crouching, and trying to get up, but as he does it more blood is spilt. i was devastated. i dropped the gun. I was a murderer. i shivered like mad. the passengers behind did not react to anything, but the driver did. he immediately stopped the bus and ran off shouting like a mad man.

Joshua was on the floor, spastic. then Gerald pushed me, and said jokingly: "Loysius! you see lah, anyhow shoot, see Joshua now like that. huh, what have you got to say asshole!"
Ding quan said: Loysius, you're gonna die oreadi. joshua sure die. (wai lum agreed but gerald shut him up.)

Joshua got up, and tried saying "i'm fine no worrys", but before he spoke two vessel/intestine/innard looking cylindrical stuffs shot out of his chest. THERE WAS A FUCKING BIG HOLE IN HIS CHEST. he then collasped.

BOOM. i was in police interrogation. they asked whether it was me who shot Josh. i confessed. but there was no proof, as the gun was nowhere to be found, along with the bullets. so they had to ask the person that was shot, Josh.

Miraculously, he was okay, in an ICU ward. all my class friends were gathered there. i was in handcuffs as i headed there. here's how it goes.

Officer: people, can you leave the room, we have some business here. (everybody left.) Joshua, this is the suspect that probably SHOT you. DID. HE, Shoot you?

Joshua looked at me weakly, i was too guilty to speak. i was ready to face death anyway.

Joshua: No....officer. he didn't. i am sure he.... didn't. please don't charge him.
Officer: .... then who?
Joshua: that leaves the job for you federals to find out who.
Officer: but we suspect it's him. a driver saw it.
joshua: HE DID NOT *cough* if you dare charge him, you will be sued.
Officer:... ok thank you Joshua. go get some rest.

the officer took off my hand cuffs and got out of the room. i ran towards Josh.

Me: man, dude, why didn't you say it was me?
Josh: no, you did that accidentally. it was... no biggie lah. i'm ok now you see?
ME: BUT I FREAKING SHOT YOU.
Joshua: Nah. i forgive you.

i woke up. looks like joshua is like super the freaking forgiving. wierd. queer.

OK, this is damned long, i'll write the other two in the next post. Stay tuned!

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